MR.CLEAN IS JUST A CHAD VERSION OF MOBY

What the FUCK is that thing

This is education dumbass

this post is old enough to be enrolled in kindergarden. hope you love it in the school babey learn to read i love ypu

Concept: Cold Topic. The opposite of Hot Topic. You walk in and you don’t immediately feel a thousand goth eyes piercing into you. The music is peaceful and subdued and not destroying your eardrums. Lots of color and pastel shades. You find a ton of cute stuff and the lack of the ow the edge attitude is kinda pleasant. The salesperson offers you complimentary cupcakes. You find yourself in a welcoming atmosphere, but it’s a little too welcoming. Another salesperson appears except they look identical to the first one. You start to feel uncomfortable so you buy your things and head for the door. Then 5 more freakishly identical salespeople appear to obstruct your escape route. They don’t let you leave

Claire’s

@bluebir-2d

(( Yeh go’ a wee fekkin’ problem w’ meh? ))

Not at all, darling, just nutting over the accent

(( I don’ even fink I ‘ave an accent, love. Just traditional Yorkshire tone, innit? ))

I love you™

(( Love yah fam ))

You’re my favorite husband

True but that doesn’t mean you can’t be my favorite lovey

(( Yall Americans an’ yer jabbering gibberish. ))

You love me anyways

(( Bet your arse I do. ))

can you use the DM function please

sunshine or moonlight? fairy wings or angel wings? gardening or baking? velvet or silk? flowers or succulents? black coffee or milky coffee? road trips or hiking? mermaids or dragons?

i haven’t had anyone to irrationally hate for years and ed sheeran fits the bill perfectly so thanks ed

Goddang raven tap dancing on my roof

That IS his job

OH my bad sir please proceed

no offense but when people message me or send me asks my heart goes ❤️💓💗💙💝💙💗💕💞💚💘💙💛💘💝💘💚💘💗💙💓💘💝💕💖💜💖💓💛❤️💘💛💝💛💕💘💚💘💙💝💛💘❤️💘💖💚💙💗💚💘💛💘💛💘💚💘💖💚💞💕

the core tenets of most far-left ideology are pretty simple - we, collectively, produce more than enough resources to feed, house, clothe, educate, heal, and protect every single person on this planet. but we don’t. this is a moral failing of humanity, and needs to be corrected.

You’ve got to be kinning me

already the concept ov “white ppl vs White Ppl”/“cis ppl vs Cis Ppl” etc is fucking absolutely atrocious but when u apply it to yrself like no one says yr a good ally or anything u just decide “im one ov the cool oppressors !” and pat yrself on the back and brag about it like………………..PLEASE take a long walk off a short pier