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vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

Also great is the similar yet distinct “character opens door, sees monster, closes door”

I love how both examples are Dark Souls games, and yes; I have done that.

Having an intellectual conversation with someone knowing they’re also dirty asf is such a turn on

you people want benjamin franklin

When we can't afford food, it will be the logical option.

My delusion that im always right really isn’t helped by the fact I almost always do end up being right