I like a man who wears his soul on his face.

so... how about those farts? :)

Nice, haven't heard of that one before so naturally had to look up the reference. Are you making fun of me, yourself, or both? What are you alluding to? But more importantly am I the first anonymous message to have been published? <3

Oh wait I just figured it out, the difference between goddesses and doormats huh? But you're dealing with a man who has no soul and no face so I'll assume you were sarcastic not serious and can paint the rest in henna on yourself.

i live by a motto of in life you should try everything once twice if you like it and thrice if you really like it and ill tell you what little lady i definitely want to try you

Texas history: Take a not-so-secret tour of Masonic sites in Waco

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OMG

What type of wild woman are you?

would you be down to feminize me, peg me with a nice big strap, and then let me share a nice juicy cock with you while all dressed up?

Must be the season of the witch! Get your kitchen craft taken care of before all hallows eve!