Hold on to your butts.

Are there no fucking butterflies in japan 

I love that the Loki fandom has transformed from 14 year old girls thirsting over Tom Hiddleston to lesbians in their 20s just relating to his chaotic neutral bullshit

Bold of you to act like that’s not the same people but older and gayer.

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM YOUR PAST

So the mystery was why has my date been cryogenically frozen for the past fifty years?

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

Me, you & a lit 90s playlist

Yeah hi what the actual fuck

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

Real friends help their friends upgrade their sex lives

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

So that’s why they called the smash mouth

need me a freak like this