peenid

the people who go "we shouldn't be so open about nudity because it could trigger someone's dysphoria" are like two steps max removed from "fat people being fat in public could trigger someone with an ed". like peoples' bodies are not the problem here, trying to restrict someone else's body because of how you personally feel is indistinguishable from conservative praxis. i'm sorry if that sounds harsh but there is basically no interpretation of "we need to control the bodies of [demographic]" that does not fall down the slippery slope of fascism.

I have fairy wings but u can't see them cuz u don't have enough whimsy u lameass bitch

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

sorry for having sex with your mom it was a trauma response

HAPPY MARSHA P. JOHNSON WITH SNOOPY SUNDAY TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE.

studio ghibli movies are like if someone took all of your fondest, softest childhood dreams and put them into a film

they should invent a constructive feedback that doesnt make me feel like the guy on the ten of swords tarot card