Foxscotch

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor