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i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

You say “anime”, I say “Ireland”

This is exactly what I’m saying. I can assure you, like 15-16 people worldwide out of 7 billion are upset with Santa’s gender identity. News outlets just love to use articles like these in order to make the comments bicker about how transgender people are out of their mind and post impact bold font memes from 2008 about identifying as a sofa.

liberals be like: who wants to get evicted at gun point because your poor, but by a good cop!!!

Our Pink Cops will evict you at gunpoint, but they’ll be LGBT-friendly about it!

A cop, pinning me to the wall and dislocating my shoulder: WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS WHAT ARE YOUR PROUNOUNS

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

Nero below zero

Caesar in the freezer

Julius in the coolius 

No matter how “sick nasty”, “mad dope” or “masterfully crafted” your LP’s cover art is, it will never match the raw dragon energy on display on the front of Supertramp’s ‘Breakfast in America’

True fact: this cover was such a hit that they hired the model to go on tour with them. She would go on stage in the waitress uniform and introduce the band. Changed her life!

one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing i remembered i had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while i was convinced i had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy