If all you young men were hares on the mountain

grace being so touch starved he makes out with the burn scars on his arm and pretends its rocky send post

Keep thinking of hail mary swap au bc I love buff human Rocky and the urge to lift more so he can hold his cute heavy rock spider is so real. Eridian Grace wants up (he doesn’t, Rocky just loves showing off)

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

Carl: Dr. Grace isn’t dead. Stratt told me he went to another planet where he can run and play with other scientists and she wouldn’t lie about that