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does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

been said before but for real you do have to hand it to the overwatch character designers for being like what kinda characters are we gonna put in our super epic charming witty not marvel shooter game about super cool future warfare? and then being like lets put in a monkey whose special ability is he jumps on your fucking head like super mario

literally a game full of bland character designs and wasted potentially cool ideas but among them one star shines brightest and his name is winston and his ultimate is he goes monkey mode on your entire shit

"some of you are miserable because you're mean" post except its "some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike"

"why don't i have any friends" because you only know how to bitch about stuff and be a hater

Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room