Once I saw King of the Hill on someone’s list of irredeemable problematic interests and like… I’m not saying there’s not bad stuff in King of the Hill but the idea of someone getting called out for liking King of the Hill is going to kill me

Not to unleash evil but who remembers snapewives and snapeism. I wonder how many snapeists still consider themselves sister-wives to snape's spirit.

when i see older butch lesbians in public im thinking Thanks for existing

older butch lesbians deserve a veterans discount

@glumshoe

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

YES

seeing this video after such a long time was like someone cleaning my soul’s fish bowl and giving it food flakes

Day 3 of nano and I’m 12k in…. this might be the earliest I’ll ever finish nano if this keeps up lol

That's awesome. I'm 11k in, and so this might be the ONLY time I've ever finished nano.

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”