it's what it's

beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse

hi ladies. sorry for giving a sprightly little kick in the air as i ran away earlier when you tried to approach me. I was just overwhelmed

It's cause you're always at that damn grocery store

"There's no food at home" claims local man who seemingly spends every hour of his free time buying food at the grocery store

Well well well... Look who's come crawling back to the grocery store

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

i deserve to be a big monster. i deserve to undergo a terrifying yet true and beautiful transformation

Having dating apps is pointless. The love of your life is on Tumblr