Four Leaf Clover

The term “Hooked Up” is so broad, like did you kiss or did you do anal?

imagine être anglophone et se féliciter d'accomplissements médiocres

Did I just get burned in French

oh my god

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

I love it when people do stuff like this.

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

the only big ass mood i have is i have to pee constantly

what the fuck do you do if you get your period in space