1% Nerd 99% Hot Gas

this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

“hot girl summer” no dummy it’s anguished woman autumn so are you coming to wander the moors with a lantern and a nightgown in the pouring rain or not because we leave at 8

i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

There’s happiness and then there’s realizing that the last ten pages of a scientific paper are just the bibliography.

Reblog within 1 hour to receive a vast amount wealth this week.

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

I can almost guarantee at least one person has scheduled it for Sunday every week

That is not what I was expecting when I hit unmute, but I’m so glad I did.