pool boy at the vampire mansion

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

the pitt will be like hello here are some of the most beautiful and interesting women ever and you get to see them in numerous Situations and dynamics and there are many of them. and the fans will be like ok but what about the three men....