Primula's Blog

umm it’s okay sometimes u have to giggle at the ghostly and guffaw at the grossly… and u also have to crack it up at the creepy..

This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.

You know, you can just start a weird Christian-adjacent cult and take over the political system of an Asian nation. Not even a small one, like you can get Japan or a Korea

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war

I don't go here but I feel like "It's a metaphor. Don't force it to do the work of a fact." is a great statement about literature and fan-content in general.

Humans have a deep seated fascination with the humanoid other, because we're pretty unique in many ways. But I wonder if other animals with more common bodyplans have that. Like if an opossum sees a racoon, do they slot that into an "opossumoid" category, or what

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

Girlfriend

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

Both sides agreeing to meet on the Russian-Ukrainian border, ending up several hundred miles apart, both behind enemy lines

they meet in neutral territory of Belarus, each having cut a secret deal with Lukashenko to betray the other, only to find he has betrayed both and claimed dominion over all three territories.

Something indie tabletop RPG authors have got to accept is that random dice tables of Weird Shit cannot be brief. A haunted doll that looks like the party leader's mother as a child is creepy in isolation, but when it comes up four times in one session because the table it's on only has like twelve entries it's a running gag.