Fortress of Nerditude

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

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This is an underrated joke

If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end

I… I hate this…

Just... ... No.

just... fuck you.

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

90% of the time sweet tea is fucking gross. They put too much sugar in it... Give me unsweetened every time.

So... I guess I have that to look forward to

I had a thought, not dissimilar to this, just this morning.

@americanpsycho1991

God Damn, I needed this today.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Alright, you win

Soak it in girls... it’s all down hill from here...

The numbers in the football men’s shirts? That’s their power levels. If a level 79 man collides with a level 36 man, the level 36 man WILL explode

This isn’t far from the truth actually. Kickers are usually 1-10 while linemen are in the 90s. Running backs are in the 20s-30s, linebackers are in the 50s.. only ones that don’t make sense are wide receivers in the 80.. But they’re usually really tall so maybe that’s it.

Receivers are given bonus points for evasion skills.

Walder Frey in the streets, Samwell Tarly in the sheets

That moving to Canada thing looks better and better.

So Canada gets this gem, and we’re probably going to be trapped with Trump. We are suffering down here

We get this gem because we did the thing everyone keeps saying you’re supposed to go and we WENT OUT AND VOTED.  You can do it America.  We believe in you.

What breaks my heart is someday (probably far too soon,) someone is going to make this majestic creature feel bad for who he is...