Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
Mike Driver
if i look back, i am lost
Discoholic 🪩
Andulka
hello vonnie
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
shark vs the universe
taylor price
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
JVL
todays bird
Janaina Medeiros
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
JBB: An Artblog!
sheepfilms
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@forthegiggles
everybody’s always so worried about short kings getting carried off by predatory birds i’ll have you know the birds are Not planning to eat them and i know Several men under 5’6” who have had full and happy lives after having been raised in a nest
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Din as soon as another mandalorian takes off their helmet:
u know what? october fucking flew by. i didnt get a chance to savor it. i think im just gonna stay in the halloween spirit for the foreseeable future
me: does it come in plus sizes
retailer: it’s one size fits all :)
me: so no.
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uH Oh I fell into the Among Us hype. I started playing this game a few weeks ago and now I’m HOOKED. These are the types of Imposters I’ve noticed while playing with friends or watching gameplays so if I’m “missing” any it’s just because I have yet to encounter them 💩 Among Us wallpapers will be available on my Patreon for the Mmmm Yessss tier!
the umbrella academy season 2 + who needs context?
ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?
Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.
*Zuko fighting the Joker*
J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"
Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck
I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.
“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”
Bat-option papers
Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.
Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.
iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning
alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.
This
gotta be the equivalent to this
Same energy
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Honestly I’m still exhausted from pretending I was stra*ght all those years
I mean I did a bad job but I’m still tired
Texas is also Too Hot. Do you know any cursed Texas fauna? My favorites are Jack rabbits, those things are demonic
the Texas Blind Snake looks exactly like an earthworm until you pick it up and notice that it has a tiny mouth, with which to scream
I have little mouth and must scream
made by my friend normal_kermit__ on instagram
“AAAAAAAAA”
this is true beauty
What would we even do without the internet, as a species.
LINK TO THREAD????????
i haven’t got a link to the thread but he’s Jetfire2012 from what i’m hearing online.
https://mobile.twitter.com/woot_master/status/1267236074155204610
i want to have sharp canines so you get a little surprise if you see me yawn
what do you mean tender and longing tom nook is trying to call a deep web hitman on redd and redd keeps eating the bullets
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just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first
What are the extra two?
Denial 2 and Astral Projection
You will get so kissed.
