BabyJudith

it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism

the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t

demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years

my mom is always doing some B Plot thespian shit I never know about until it's happening

I just called her and she didn't even say hello. she answered the phone, "I can give you two minutes. I'm in character as Doctor Watson right now." In what situation could she possibly both be in character as Doctor Watson but also able to take my phone call? I didn't have time to ask.

most of the best yaoi is written by sadistic lesbians

strap symbolism

Just once I think it would be cool to get wrangled like a fully uncooperative farm animal just to see what it's like. Not for sex reasons, I just feel like it would feel awesome to get to just throw my whole weight around fipping and kicking the best I can while four people are trying to physically restrain me while doing their best to avoid me or themselves getting injured.

They looked like a wet cat, which is to say refusing to acknowledge their situation with such rigid dignity that it almost feels foolish to bring it up.