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prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

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ouroborosorder

local elfgirl casually suggests a "quick" game of campaign for north africa

souragdoll

sugary--sheep

quite literally nothing better than winning a sex bet with a tsundere.

sugary--sheep

especially if it requires displaying some level of prowess to overcome a trial. it makes what would have already been a satisfying victory into an unbeatable dopamine rush.

sugary--sheep

she can't back out because it's a bet she made willingly. she can complain all she wants but she will be bouncing on it of her own volition.

sugary--sheep

even if I lost we'd just trade places and it's awesome to get humiliated by a tsundere. you literally cannot lose.

transgenderization

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

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miyakodric

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

horny-pink-kiwi

getting lifted by a girl over a foot taller than me who's twice as strong as me and tossed over her shoulder and carried to a bedroom at a party and fucked hard with the door still open loud enough that the whole party hears it would fix me i think

horny-pink-kiwi

going to a party and having a girl find me and flirt with me before sneakily grabbing my ass and fingering me in the corner of the room in front of everyone while talking about how she's gonna claim me and making me beg for it would also fix me probably

dogdykeafternoon

robotgirl who has the purple translucent plastic where her underwear and bra would be

computerwitch

Environmentally conscious robot girl who has gone fully solar. She needs to sunbathe for about 2h like a lizard every day to recharge.

Highly tactile robot girl who upgraded to a piezo-electric charging system. Needs to be hugged and squeezed every day to recharge.

Completely insane robot girl who has gotten rid of her batteries and replaced them with a massive flywheel, half of which is precariously poking out of the back of her chassis. Needs somebody to let her rip like a beyblade to recharge.

kuylar

environmentally unconscious robot girl that replaced her batteries with a diesel engine

computerwitch

Now we're just reinventing various kinds of techlevel-punk genres

Aight, I'll raise you one more.

Robot girl obsessed with La Belle Époque who replaces her batteries with a massive spiral spring, and also replaces her digital processor with a fully mechanical computer. Needs to be wound up with a comically large key.

kuylar

You want more techlevel-punk robotgirls?

dyson sphere robotgirl. interpret that as you will.

computerwitch

No hang on, I'm into it.

Giant robot lady, yes please

Has so much energy to spare because she's a type II on the kardashev scale. Could be a sugar mommy???

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vexwerewolf

What if i just posted all 27 of the Lancer mech memes I've made so far all at once

What if I did that

jessiewithaj

sex, but instead of fucking you, we both get naked and i hold your head in my lap and forgive you for everything you think you've done wrong.

belloochie

hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

val-mora

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

nighthaunting

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

beesmygod

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

neutral-wizard

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

its-grape-juice-i-swear

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

necrowyrm

I seem to have recently become the type of girl who will, in actual fact, kick her feet in excitement if she happens to be texting a charming young lady while in bed

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