V appreciative of my husband and how wonderful he is

i love you so much 🥹💖

cptsd kind of annoying. Release me

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

They should make cigarettes with estrogen instead of nicotine, and instead of giving you cancer they make you pretty, and you can put them out on a masochist to make its tits bigger.

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome