ᯓ★ willow

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

Henderhop headcanon that El isn’t a big fan of completely dark rooms and confined spaces because it reminds her of the deprivation tank so when she sleeps at night she usually leaves a lamp on and when Dustin noticed he got a whole bunch of glow in the dark stars that he put on her ceiling making real constellations (completely accurate because he’s a closet astronomy nerd) so that she not only had the light but also could feel like she was under the open sky.

How can a person be normal about the lord of the rings how can you experience that whole story with that ending and then just go on with your life

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

you can be both an ethereal faerie dream girl and a horrid little dirt gremlin creature. the duality of woman

I feel bad for all the straight men who never got to experience the feeling of being 13 staying up till 3am reading fan fiction

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed 

bitches be like "i love writing fanfiction" and then constantly second guess themselves because what if they're not good enough what if it's cringe what if no one likes it what if people laugh when they see it what if i mischaracterized someone what if i didn't tag it properly what if what if what if

you want me to start dating? why? so I can get married? so I can wear a ring? the thing that killed Isildur and brought doom and destruction upon Middle-Earth? nice try dude! I see through your deception! now you must find another pawn to use in your evil machinations, o Lord of the Rings!