ghost jazz

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

they need to let me make movies

what are my qualifications you ask? well i have a lot of thoughts

At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

the first euripides play is herakles, the second is orestes, for the record

my leitmotif is about to fucking reprise

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode