The Rightful King

... Ok. That one was a stretch.

Petition to change Main Event to the Bianca Belair show please?

It isn't already?

Soccer tennis is a fake sport and it sucks.

soccer.... tennis... I can barely comprehend how ridiculous this sounds...

Jack invented it, so very.

And suddenly I'm not so surprised. It very much sounds like a Jack thing to invent

Soccer tennis is a fake sport and it sucks.

soccer.... tennis... I can barely comprehend how ridiculous this sounds...

Honestly, what part of NO lettuce do people not understand? That doesn’t mean put EXTRA lettuce on my sandwich. ugh

Clearly this is someone who doesn’t understand what “No” means. 

Spent this glorious day just cuddling the absolute hell out of @forgotgravity . I know I've said it a lot today, but Happy Birthday Love. 🥰

Thank you, love. It’s been a good day. All thanks to you <3

Of course you do. I’m very missable. How are you?

Honestly? A bit bored. Trying to stay safe during a pandemic on one’s birthday is a bit off.

Locked my keys in my car, honestly just thought of smashing the window to get them but realized I was too lazy today to put forth that effort.

AAA isn't available?

It is, I called later about it. I just wasn't arsed to do anything right then about it.

Understandable. There gets to be that point in the night where it's not worth it.

My husband with the jokes

Locked my keys in my car, honestly just thought of smashing the window to get them but realized I was too lazy today to put forth that effort.

AAA isn't available?

Oh? There’s more? Do I need a blindfold? 😏

You can choose. Everything is set out for you.