I'm Just So Done.

‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

I can’t wait until I’m 45 and singing Midnight Memories drunk at a karaoke bar by myself because I never learned to love anything more than I love one direction

cant wait until i get cuddled to sleep every night by the love of my life

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

Butt grabbing is just the best thing ever

google search: how can i make someone realise i like them without directly saying it since lighthearted and subtle flirting didn’t work and i’m deeply afraid of rejection

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

rihanna would never let a man ruin her life and neither will I