I Am Forever Queird

OH. MY. GAH. 

#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

THIS BITCH DOES NOT HAVE DRY CLEAN ONLY MONEY!

can i play w yr hair in a bro way

sit in my lap in a bro way

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge 

Well then

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

The accuracy of this post tho.

feminine trans men and butch trans women are so powerful and sexy

FUCKING THIS OMGGGGGG #BIGMOOD

Every time

YO THIS DUDE GOT DICKASS

2019 twitter wants what 2014 tumblr had

no joke i had to leave twitter for tumblr a couple of weeks ago because it was too much for my mental health. how did any of you use this website back then and stay fine?

We absolutely weren’t fine

Not at all