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Aquaman as a name is so funny to me. Like was someone all “oh well we can’t just call him water man. Let’s make it spanish. But only half.”

Waterhombre

Oh fuck dude

Not to galaxy Brain, but if it’s Latin that they based it on, its Aquahomo

DUDE

Pardon my French, but you are being a douchebaguette

does anyone else remember playing that swordfighting game on wii sports resort where you just swung your controller around like a madman wasting the shit out of everyone else in the game until you won

I used to do the “strap and windmill” thing with that dancing game

Humans misinterpret Hell as an underground cavern of fire, when in reality, it’s a boiling sea floor stoked by hydrothermal vents and exposed magma.

Dante describes the Ninth circle of hell as being where traitors are crushed in a dark frozen lake, which sounds like deep sea trenches or brine pools

This post is prying open my third eye with a crowbar

Tridents are just pitchforks of the sea.

please consider: never judging picky eaters ever

“there are people starving!” ok janet but when’s the last time you lectured a major grocery chain executive about corporate food waste

Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods

Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to “go feral” and “live in the woods” and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day … . stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job….,

Oh you think I plan to survive? You think I’m gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die

Stop appropriating what

watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this