yoo hoo shitheads

got so nervous i accidentally jerked him on

was trimming ye olde bush in the shower and i kind of fucked up and now it just looks like i tried to give my pussy a taper fade

can i touch you but in a hesitant and exploratory way

how to keep going for beginners

often i am bewitched by men who look like they haven’t slept in the last 72 hrs

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak