silly sleepy sapphic

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

This is the smartest dumb thing I've ever read, take my reblog and crawl back down your well

can you move your cake I'm trying to watch the game

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

A lot of you will describe a charactress as TMA or a transfem allegory or egg or "a girl to me" and then use "he" well I don't think you'd do that if you really believed she was a girl

literally doing the whole "I wish femininity was as impossible for me as it is for you!"

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reblog to shovel some coal into prevs firebox so they can keep going

Reblog to inject water into prevs boiler to the fire can generate steam for the pistons.

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect