Seeing it made as a visual like this really drives the point home.

I’m not gonna lie i know the impact i have on people. Whether we dated, were friends etc... You will always remember me and randomly think of me. No shade but i’m a dope ass person with a good heart and that shit isn’t as common as you think.

Hella relate to this

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid

So that’s what a unicorn sounds like

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

“stats?”

😂😂😂

#InThatOrder

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

that’s… frustrating

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps