You’re either public property or completely invisible.

This is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

The highlight of my life

The eternal winner.

Omg, the Russian on roller skates and the grandmas baking bread.  I am laughing so hard.  (Also, this is a VERY catchy song!)

I C O N I C

How can he be so cute everytime.

This is what we would have deserved if STEPHANIE MEYER hadn’t been such a COWARD

Theres still time for Kristen to star as a lesbian in some gay vampire movie.

If Bella was like this everyone would have died.

I don’t like her as an actress, but GODDAMN!