Trash

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[ancient egyptian dude sees another dude painting hieroglyphics] oh man you made anubis look super hot, are you open for commissions

#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone is trying to farm in your living room

everything ur white ‘gender defying’ male fave has done prince did with more style nd in bigger heels

Bad practical effects >>>>> bad cgi

Give me a dude in a rubber suit or give me death

You know what's even better than bad practical effects? Good practical effects

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

a total power move

When your legs don’t work like they used to before

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it a thousand more times: No piece of dystopian fiction has ever been a prediction of the future. They are observations and criticisms of the present. 

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

hey mum can you proofread my sexts