I was at snzblr once

Happy (very very late) Birthday to @interest-in-sickness! Been wanting to draw this professor doing the snz for a while and it was you who encouraged me—so here he is, as promised!

If you like my drawings, please consider sending a little something my way through ko-fi ☕! I don't have a steady source of income rn. I'll be opening commissions soon, but every little bit helps and I really appreciate it!

like an exhausted groan after a harsh sneeze (or sneezes...).

a frustrated congested sounding "guhh..." after an unproductive noseblow. OR alternatively a relieved sigh after a productive noseblow

after finally getting a tickle in their nose out with a satisfying sneeze.

a whiny groan while they relentlessly rub at their nose? where do i sign up.

"Sorry...heh...I have to... heh! I'm sorry-heh-sorry! Hhhh-sorry! HEH-HEH!! S-SORRY!! Heehhh'TSCHIEW!!!"

Of COURSE the thing to shake me out of my art funk would be the newest tumblr sexyman 😑

“I can’t - snf! - believe you! Honestly, someone could have been really…really-! AKSH’SHOO!”

“Er…bless you.”

Feel free to also reblog linking your price sheets for your snz commissions!!

I’m in the market for snz art for my upcoming choose-your own adventure snzfic. If you’re interested, or otherwise generally have snz commissions open, feel free to reblog this post!

If you don’t draw or otherwise have closed commissions, feel free to reblog as well and boost this post. I wanna get a chance to commission folks this summer! :D

I’ve been craving SickFic, so have some prompts and feel free to tag me here at @wordmage because I would love to see your takes on the prompts below. Feel free to add more, or use it for RP/art, whatever. I plan to try and fill them all out, myself.

99.9% Immunity - (character) never gets sick, right? Wrong.

Elephant in the Room - (character) is sick, but for some reason - rank, personality, etc - no one is talking about it

Heroes Don’t Take Sick Days - there’s no time to rest when you have to save the world, so (character) has to push themselves even when miserable

Insult to Injury - as if being injured wasn’t enough, (character) is getting sick too

Ill Timed - it’s the worst possible time for (character) to be sick, but their body didn’t get the memo

Irreplaceable - (character) is the leader/boss and isn’t able to take personal time off, even when they’re under the weather

It’s Nothing - (character) insists they’re fine, right up until they collapse

Medic Down - every group seems to have a primary caretaker. How do they handle it when (character) is the one sick?

Milking It - if (character) has to be sick, they’re at least going to get as much pampering out of others as they can

Not a Word - (character) said they don’t get sick, and isn’t in the mood for anyone to remind them while they recover

No Rest for the Wicked - the big bad (character) has more to worry about than the good guys

Open Secret - everyone knows (character) is sick, but they’re trying so hard no one has said anything

Persuasive Partners - (character) is sick, and refusing to stay put; their partner(s) give them a good reason to stay in bed

Stepping Up - boss/leader (character) is clearly miserable, so the others go out of their way to take as much of their workload as possible

Suffer in Silence - for whatever reason, (character) doesn’t want anyone to know they’re sick, and does everything they can to hide it

Take One Down… - (character) gets sick, and spreads it to the rest of the group

Team Mom/Dad - (character) is the one to always take care of others on the team

The Wolf Cries True - (character) has been known to exaggerate or even pretend they’re sick, only this time they’re telling the truth

This is Your Fault - (character A) was clingy while they were sick, and now (character B) has it

Behind Closed Doors - (character) has a solid public face, but in private they let themselves be taken care of when they’re not well

Bless You - (character) has a particularly sneezy cold, and may or may not be able to retreat from life to deal with it.

Don’t Speak - (character) has a horribly sore throat and is reduced to barely talking while they load up on hot drinks and soup to recover.

I’m Dying - (character) has a headcold and despite that not being anywhere near the worst they’ve ever been, they’re flailing about it to anyone who will listen

Judgement Call - (character) really isn’t feeling well, but has pressing obligations. Others could step up, but no one is as qualified. They choose to…

Painfully Polite - (character) has very strong feelings about how one should behave, and they are even more mindful when they’re not at their best, talking through a sore throat, trying not to cough, attempting to stifle sneezes, etc.

Misery Loves Company - (character) is under the weather and not up for much, but really appreciates having someone there. Even if that someone is sick too.

Stay With Me - (character A) rarely asks for help, but they’re feeling miserable enough to ask (character B) to keep them company a while.

With Kid Gloves On - it’s a known fact that (character) has trouble accepting help, even when they’re sick; the others have learned specific “acceptable” methods over time

dunno if you’ve seen this dialogue but i thought you might appreciate it!

I have not seen these!! @/chaoticghostgremlin did mention to me about it, but my autistic ass did not register that they were talking to me about an actual thing that happened in game omggg 😭

BUT ALSO OH MY GOD MY BABYYYYYY... MY SHAYLAAAAA...........

Been a while since I've drawn anything! And yes, I'm still obsessed with the funny TV man. I cannot be saved--

The car horn sneeze, along with the dust allergy + feather duster parts are based on my snz headcanons post. The no signal goopy screen/snot is based on @/debachoory's ask. And thanks to @/lurkingposting's sketches, I've been OBSESSED with the idea of the expressiveness of his tie whenever he needs to and does sneeze waaahhh

The Add.ison featured is my self/insert (he/they)!

Also, here's some alts of the second and third sketches from the first pic:

He makes me feral your honor. I’m so glad other people saw him and went “I should make that guy sneeze” too

OOUUGUGHGHFHDFKHFKNDLN THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME, HOLY SHIT,,

THE FANNING OF THE HAND... THE SQUIGGLY ANTENNAS... HIS TIE ROLLING UP AS HE'S ABOUT TO SNEEZE AND IT UNRAVELING ALL CRUMPLED AS HE RELEASES IT, ,, THE WAY YOUR ART IS SO CUTE AND SO EXPRESSIVE AAAAAAAAH!!!!

Glorious art commissioned from @just-a-nervous-bean ! Thank you so much, I love your art! Their expressions are delightful!

“I can’t - snf! - believe you! Honestly, someone could have been really…really-! AKSH’SHOO!”

“Er…bless you.”