So your mate has a new girlfriendā¦
You just found out your best mate has a secret girlfriend! You previously thought he didnāt go for that sort of thing, so itās time to support and be happy for him!
Here she is! This is a big momentāfirst impressions are important! Show her how happy you are to see her!
Um, okay. Well, you didnāt quite nail that. You also seem to be actively backing away from her. Thatās understandable, I supposeāit was a surprise. Letās keep at it, okay?
Letās try talking to her. Get to know her a bit more.
Okay. Thatāsā¦fine. You look a bit like you canāt hear what sheās saying over all the screaming in your head, butā¦sure.
Oh look! Sheās going to join your mate in the shower! The two of them are so intimate! Thatās nice, right?
You seem like you arenāt really accepting this. Maybe try asking your mate about it.
Um. That might not be the tone youāre going for. It sounds a bitā¦accusatory? Also you seem to be filled with rage. Maybe letās all take some deep breaths.
Look how cute they are together! Thatās nice to see, isnāt it?
Exceptā¦you look as if you are actively choking back vomit. Complete withā¦are those tears in your eyes?
Oh look! Sheās inviting you to have dinner with them sometime! That sounds like fun, right?
Um. Can we try that again? Maybe without that little vein popping out of your forehead this time?
Maybe this will make you feel betterātheyāre kissing! What a sweet expression of love!
Huh. That didnāt seem to make you feel better. You look as if you just saw someone disemboweled in front of you. Are you and I watching the same thing? We have vastly different reactionsā¦
Okay, HERE we go. Your mate is proposing to his girlfriend! That is so lovely! Surely you can be happy that your mate seems to have found his life partner, right?
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