We’ve Made It This Far, Kid

the urge to completely vanish from civilization and become the local cryptid who lives in a crumbling greenhouse deep in the woods, only seen by villagers as a silhouette tending to forbidden ferns at midnight.

when will staff add a teleport to mutual feature

I don’t have brownies… *frowns* Will a kiss do and I’ll owe ya some?

Ooh, there's a good idea

*plants a kiss on his cheek* There. You like nuts im your brownies?

*plops on the couch and sets her feet in his lap* Why shouldn’t I? I’m a fair person. And nuts it is.

I'm on the edge of my seat *winks before working on her feet, careful not to let the plates on his arm catch her*

*she relaxes putting her hands behind her head* Ahhh, that’s the stuff.

Wanna watch a movie?

Sure. Watcha got in mind?

i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone

- Floof powder

F I R E

“I’m going to assume we have the same size package, although the last time I assumed that I wound up stunned and quite self-conscious.”

“Nothing says the holidays like AMBIGUOUS MEAT!”

He has multiple cookbooks published now. I own one.

The Lord is my shepherd, and I'm a screaming goat

I don’t have brownies… *frowns* Will a kiss do and I’ll owe ya some?

Ooh, there's a good idea

*plants a kiss on his cheek* There. You like nuts im your brownies?

*plops on the couch and sets her feet in his lap* Why shouldn’t I? I’m a fair person. And nuts it is.

I'm on the edge of my seat *winks before working on her feet, careful not to let the plates on his arm catch her*

*she relaxes putting her hands behind her head* Ahhh, that’s the stuff.

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

the dancing scene in Tangled always gets to me because like... the king and queen are grieving, this is the hardest day for them, they don't take part in the celebration other than lighting the first lantern. but she's right there she's in the town the person you miss she's in the town she's painting the streets she's singing she's playing with the children. the person you're grieving is here and she's alive and she's dancing outside your window