I shall find wandering more bearable

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him

i dont think we talk enough about how crazy “don’t you know your sam” is. like. frodo was actively under the influence of the most corrupting object in middle earth, an influence that was HEIGHTENED by close proximity to the nazgul, and all it took to snap him out of it was sam asking him to remember he’s his. what the fuck.

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

No this is book accurate