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Keni

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JBB: An Artblog!
Three Goblin Art
Sade Olutola
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RMH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle

pixel skylines

Kaledo Art
Cosmic Funnies
Peter Solarz
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
DEAR READER
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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The way Seth Rogan just delivers all his lines like 😐 makes it 1000x funnier
Sure Dwayne has a fantastic rack- but have you seen Marko’s?
where are my idle hands (1999) enjoyers
the riddler: oh, my last name isn’t nygma, that’s a typo. it’s actually lygma
batman: lygma?
the riddler:

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muppets lost boys idea
i have no reason for posting this
Michael:
Kermit the frog
They’re both very stupid it would work
I like to think Michael does the muppet face scrunch
Main characters
Star:
Mrs. Piggy
They’re both girlbosses
I just wanna see Mrs. Piggy do a dramatic hair flip in the concert scene
David:
One of the only humans in it
Played by some insane looking man
Pete Davidson. Maybe.
Marko:
Gonzo
Please he would look so funny in a little Marko jacket
Give Gonzo a bad haircut
Paul:
Animal
They’re both just loud all the time
Can you imagine Animal as a vampire.
Dwayne:
Rizzo
Rizzo is funny so even if this makes no sense it’s ok
I just like to imagine him acting tough
Significantly smaller than the other vampire muppets
Sam:
Robin
Kermit canonically has a bunch of brothers and sisters but Robin is his nephew and the only one shown
Littlest guy…..
Would go perfectly with Kermit Michael
Edgar:
Fozzie Bear
Trying to make Edgar a little more lovable
Fozzie at the comic book store would be hilarious
Alan:
Pepe the king prawn
Can you imagine Fozzie and Pepe working together
Can you imagine Pepe loosing his mind in the cave after staking Marko
Max:
Another human
Played by Keifer Sutherland as of now
He’s older now and it would be a fun reference to the original
Lucy:
Mildred
Mildred isn’t a very popular muppet but she’s old
Lucy could be played by a human and it would also work
Sax guy:
Zoot
Is this even a question its Zoot
i think that every halloween star makes laddie a costume and she and the boys take him trick or treating, and he always gets a shit ton of candy because people are terrified by the group of vampires accompanying him
Random Reasons I think Colin Gray (Jennifer’s Body) Is Autistic
That thing he does with the rosary wrapped around his wrist? It’s stimming! I don’t see it as anything else, he does it repeatedly and doesn’t seem to notice when he does it.
Poetry and poems in general are his special interest, everyone just seems to see him as “emo guy who likes poems”, which means he probably talks about it constantly.
Hoodies are 100% his comfort texture (is that the right term?). He is only seen wearing them, and tends to wear them in the same style.
He had a lot of trouble understanding Jennifer’s tone when asking her out, and could tell when she was joking vs when she was being serious.
He was also seen as very blunt when talking to Needy about the fire, and what most other people would consider rude he was just talking.
i know a lot of you follow this account because we’re mutuals on tiktok, but i was logged out of funky.funk and can’t get back in. i won’t ever get this account back, so please follow my backup fonky.fonk.
what happened was i tried switching between 2 accounts (for reference, i had 5 logged into my phone at the time), and it’s completely logged me out of both of them. i don’t know why or how this happened, but funky.funk was one of them.
that’s all, i’m gonna start posting on that account soon. sorry about this.

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he SAID they’re only noodle mike
The lost boys muppet remake where the only human character is Michael
miscellaneous lost boys headcanons because i can't stop thinking about them
david and star both have really bad acne. star tries to get david to use products to deal with it but he never gets in the habit
marko binds on the boardwalk because of social dysphoria/wanting to pass, but he doesn't bind in the cave all that much
paul doesn't actually have his ears pierced, he wears clip ons. he has a fear of needles
star is a relentless food critic even though she can't cook for shit
none of the vampires can cook. they don't eat human food so even if they could cook at one point they fell out of practice
if they lived to 2021 paul and marko would genuinely enjoy among us
all of the vamps have weekly jackbox nights. usually they have the family friendly filters on so laddie can play, but they'll turn them off if laddie goes to bed early
they had to stop playing mario kart together after david got mad and broke a Wii mote
dwayne plays roblox. idk i just think he'd like it
when marko is stupid but also non-binary
look what I madeeeeee

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paul does this
Here is my first contribution to the BnT fandom ✨