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Michael:

Kermit the frog

They’re both very stupid it would work

I like to think Michael does the muppet face scrunch

Main characters

Star:

Mrs. Piggy

They’re both girlbosses

I just wanna see Mrs. Piggy do a dramatic hair flip in the concert scene

David:

One of the only humans in it

Played by some insane looking man

Pete Davidson. Maybe.

Marko:

Gonzo

Please he would look so funny in a little Marko jacket

Give Gonzo a bad haircut

Paul:

Animal

They’re both just loud all the time

Can you imagine Animal as a vampire.

Dwayne:

Rizzo

Rizzo is funny so even if this makes no sense it’s ok

I just like to imagine him acting tough

Significantly smaller than the other vampire muppets

Sam:

Robin

Kermit canonically has a bunch of brothers and sisters but Robin is his nephew and the only one shown

Littlest guy…..

Would go perfectly with Kermit Michael

Edgar:

Fozzie Bear

Trying to make Edgar a little more lovable

Fozzie at the comic book store would be hilarious

Alan:

Pepe the king prawn

Can you imagine Fozzie and Pepe working together

Can you imagine Pepe loosing his mind in the cave after staking Marko

Max:

Another human

Played by Keifer Sutherland as of now

He’s older now and it would be a fun reference to the original

Lucy:

Mildred

Mildred isn’t a very popular muppet but she’s old

Lucy could be played by a human and it would also work

Sax guy:

Zoot

That thing he does with the rosary wrapped around his wrist? It’s stimming! I don’t see it as anything else, he does it repeatedly and doesn’t seem to notice when he does it.

Poetry and poems in general are his special interest, everyone just seems to see him as “emo guy who likes poems”, which means he probably talks about it constantly.

Hoodies are 100% his comfort texture (is that the right term?). He is only seen wearing them, and tends to wear them in the same style.

He had a lot of trouble understanding Jennifer’s tone when asking her out, and could tell when she was joking vs when she was being serious.

what happened was i tried switching between 2 accounts (for reference, i had 5 logged into my phone at the time), and it’s completely logged me out of both of them. i don’t know why or how this happened, but funky.funk was one of them.