Sarah You Are So Fucking Bomb

the eighth deadly sin is not using your turn signal

2017 mood

imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money.

i hate

I’M WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY

*selfie doesn’t get the attention i want it 2 get* me: u guys are so rude to me. u know what? ill just delete since u don’t care bout me. is that what u guys want from me ,? deletion ?, when i die. then u will realize .

me, rereading my own breakdown posts: how embarrassing for her

What’s her name?

you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life

Please. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact

Everything seems to be in order here.