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TESLA DEVELOPS CAR WITH NO BRAKES! #tesla #elonmusk #satire #brakeless #electriccar

By: Fock

Futuristic  auto maker, Tesla, just released a news bulletin that effectively changes the way companies will do business forever.

With the recent recall of Samsung’s “Note 7”, consumers are again reminded that companies can and do make mistakes. During a recent event where Tesla’s Elon Musk unveiled his plans for domination of the fourth dimension, he also touched on an idea that was…

Poor Sap Embarrassed Everytime He Eats At Restaurant #dining #restaurant #embarrassed

By: Fock

Eating out is one of America’s favorite pastimes. We really have mastered the art of spending billions, if not trillions of dollars a year paying others to make our food.

Sometimes it’s just a quick bite, while other times we want to take a special someone out for an upscale night on the town.

What no one talks about however, is a problem that affects 1 in 3 men over the age of 18.

Bill…

Shock! #Subway Signs Josh Duggar As New Spokesperson. #duggar #joshduggar #satire #wtf

By: Fock

In a strange move, Subway recently signed Josh Duggar, of “19 Kids and Counting and Ashley Madison Fame”, to be the new face of the Giant Sandwich Chain.

“We have experienced some tough times since Jared Foglewent to prison.” A top Subway official said. “Because of the financial limitations we really had to put a lot of thought into who we could get as our next spokesperson. We needed…

I'm Hard... #slaveleia #starwars #memes

…ly paying attention to anything right now.

BREAKING: North Korea Files Paperwork to Form It's Own #NBA Team! #northkorea #Nukes #kimjong

By Fock:

For North Korea, nothing is more important than love for Country.

North Korea has been in the news quite a lot lately. The talk of Nuclear war and Kim Jong-un’s drive to a be nation feared is the top headline of every news organization across the globe. His Rhetoric, while blatant and showboating in nature, is something the world is not taking lightly. But the side story here is what is…

Kids - Holy Terror's and Pocketbook Pick Pockets (A fact of the matter poem) #parenting #kids

By: Fock

  From the very start, even before they arrive,

Kids are dicks and diminish your thrive.

They cost you a fortune and give you stress,

they poop on your couch and throw up on your dress.

They whine for pleasure and scream for no reason

they make stupid decisions and commit family treason.

  Kids are the worst because they suck you dry,

not just of milk but also all your hard earned money.…

BREAKING: Local Pennsylvania Patriarch Indicted in Murder of Gay Son. #amish #wtf #satire

By: Fock

News agencies in Pennsylvania are reporting a heinous crime committed in a small, reclusive Amish community upstate. According to reports, Horus Hershgerber was arrested last Tuesday in connection with his son’s murder. His reasoning? Finding his son in the embrace of a boy from a neighboring metropolitan city.

Local Police Chief, Sgt. Smith described the scene as, “Horrific” and, “Puts…

Who the F is Richie anyway? #TripleThreat #VoiceOver

Have you heard this?  

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Who the F is Richie anyway?

Shock! #Subway Signs Josh Duggar As New Spokesperson. #duggar #joshduggar #satire #wtf

By: Fock

In a strange move, Subway recently signed Josh Duggar, of “19 Kids and Counting and Ashley Madison Fame”, to be the new face of the Giant Sandwich Chain.

“We have experienced some tough times since Jared Foglewent to prison.” A top Subway official said. “Because of the financial limitations we really had to put a lot of thought into who we could get as our next spokesperson. We needed…

Amish Boy Finds That It's a Hassle To Jack Off... #satire #amish #religion

By: Fock

The Amish! An interesting, reclusive, boring from the outside, group of non-conformists that always pick the most difficult way to do something, like that weird kid Jerry Smaltz from 3rd grade science class. Just build the fucking volcano Jerry….

These handy, highly focused, heaven-folk are primarily found on farms or in the middle of cornfields, far from civilization and sheltered from…

Poor Sap Embarrassed Everytime He Eats At Restaurant #dining #restaurant #embarrassed

By: Fock

Eating out is one of America’s favorite pastimes. We really have mastered the art of spending billions, if not trillions of dollars a year paying others to make our food.

Sometimes it’s just a quick bite, while other times we want to take a special someone out for an upscale night on the town.

What no one talks about however, is a problem that affects 1 in 3 men over the age of 18.

Bill…

Hollywood's Innovative Fix for Ending Movie Series That Just Won't Die. #netflix #shyamalan

By: Fock

We’ve all been there. Snuggled into our couches, getting ready to Netflix binge on the new season of “whatever the hit show we have been sucked into” happens to be. Season 1 was confusing, Seasons 2 was great, Season 3 made you believe you had a new all time favorite show. But then, without fail, you excitedly start Season 4. Believing it will be different this time. Believing that the…