i may be the worst blog you follow but you still follow me

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

Employers when you try to use your pto

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

DNI people who have better social physical or intellectual lives than me

i think rpf is unethical but i dont care because im evil

next time i close tumblr and open it again will fix me

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*