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some pro athlete should for the hell of it go into a post game interview and say “and by the way i just want to say i do NOT believe in god”

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Ms Jones??????????????

If you liked [Media] you'll absolutely love [worst representation of the genre ever that people keep suggesting because it's popular]

so crazy to me that mormons aren’t embarrassed about their whole deal even a little bit. they’ll gladly tell strangers that they’re a member of the lds church as if that isn’t one of the single most incriminating and humiliating things to be in the entire world.

forgive me father for I have had a diva moment