The Soup Corner

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waiting on my psych appt and two eleven year old boys just hacked the check in kiosk and pulled up ao3 im fucking crying

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

who even gives a shit about deodorant. why not give a chance to the humble deodoruncle

the first time I tried to post this, everything disappeared and the entire site turned a beautiful kelp green as if in protest of deodoruncle. well I'm not having it

When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?

oh hey I have a thing like that last one that I like to do sometimes, but I do it lying down in bed. it's a very satisfying pop/shift in my hips/lower back, but doesn't always work. maybe I will try his version and see if it is more effective for me

@crabussy