it's just like flying

I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg

i love 13 year olds

are you a girl egg or a boy egg

#WHICH ONE IS NOODLES#???!!!

VERY GOOD

sonder n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.

Simple enough, friends

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

good

see what i mean

CAUSE CUTE SMALL DOGS GON GIVE IT TO YA