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i literally would if i could. what is she asking??

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

Fucking Scots. I think I’m in love.

*organizes a meeting w my mind, body, and soul* so what the fuck is going on around here

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

LMFAOOO

@the-tall-mann

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

FUZZY FUZZY CUTE CUTE

MARBLE CAKE BAT MARBLE CAKE BAT

What a darling little baby we now have on the earth. ;u;

what if Mario was extremely egotistical and Sonic was more modest

my sense of humor: someone sends a text to me with a typo and I only respond with the typo

the best kisses r sleepy kisses when ur all warm in bed and tired and ur just softly kissing each other n enjoying being all intertwined

tumblr staff must not know that ad targeting is a thing

i have an idea, let’s advertise real estate investment opportunities and brand new cars on a site full of broke children