Carpe noctem

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Installation art haters don't know how to sit in an uncomfortable room that makes you feel something you've never felt before

i have adhd, ive already against my will immersed myself in every possible form of discomfort just to get a little smackerel of stimulation, come back when it makes me feel something good ive never felt before.

i have adhd and your mom's giving me a little smackerel of stimulation on my cock to make me feel something good ive never felt before