what

“At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

This is too real

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

*passive aggressive Australian voice* listen…mate 

not risking it!!

My life sucks right now so can this be that one thing that helps?

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

go fuck yourself phyllis

do u ever just try to move an object using ur superpowers but then u realize u dont have them and have to actually move it with ur hands like how annoying is that

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip