Hell In A Hat Box

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

*stops in the middle of the road to take a picture of moon*

call me avatar the last airbender the way I ride your bi son

the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need

the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling

the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer

whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

This is the kind of sponsored post I’ve been waiting on

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri