Lizard Queen

love… is stored in the cat

Trans hate is not welcome here. Just an unfortunately necessary reminder

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

man this edible aint shit

oh my fuckning

UNMUTE THIS

whats ur sign and ur opinion on sleeping naked

isnt yogurt like. alive 

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

Someone please admire my ridiculous dog

POOKA!!!!!

What a lovely cumulus you have.

listen. it’s 2018. it’s time to admit, finally, that bbc sherlock is, in fact, bad, and was only good because we watched it when we were 15 and didn’t know how to dismantle scripts that SOUND clever but are really just gold-flake covered shit

*angry and annoyed asexual agreement*

what’s this mean

It means they agreed but weren’t like, horny about it i guess

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