Ruki and Reita discussing pubes on the radio
The theme of this month was “First Times,” or in Ruki’s words, “Virgin.”
Reita: *is already laughing* Okay I want to read something now, can I?
Ruki: Yeah, I mean, it’s summer right? Go ahead.
(*In Japan ppl say horror is good to read/watch in the summer bc it “gives u chills” and cools u down…i know)
(sinister music starts playing)
Reita: “My ‘First Time’ story is getting a summer cut.”
Reita: (laughing) “Recently…my friends were like (laughing) …you don’t trim…!?” (laughing) – Ok hold on a sec (laughing)
Ruki: This is a scary story??
Reita: Nah (still laughing smh) My plan was to read it super seriously and you’d be like “This isn’t a scary story!!” (laughing) Sorry, it didn’t work. It’s not a scary story.
Reita: (laughing) “My ‘First Time’ story is getting a summer cut. Recently I was talking with my friends about it, and they were like, ‘what, you don’t trim it!?’ and they were really surprised. Some people do V, I, Y, O, or permanent hair removal, but I’m all natural. ‘Nature.’” (*he says the word ‘Nature’ in English)
Reita: “But recently I learned that even out of natural girls, there are some who trim it and some who don’t do anything.” …Wait, how can you call it natural if you trim it? “My friends recommended I try it because it feels fresh/clean, so I did it myself and it feels really nice, it’s cool and breezy. I want more people to know about this, and I’ve been recommending it to all my natural friends. Which do you guys like – permanent removal, trim, or natural? This isn’t meant to be a dirty question btw.”
Ruki: Oh, it’s not dirty?
(both are thinking very quietly)
Reita: Well, probably……..an ass…..sort of….situation…..I think.
Ruki: Ah-! …Wait is she talking about pubes?
Reita: Yes….it’s a dirty question.
Ruki: Yeah, eh…even if it wasn’t mean to be sexual.
Reita: So, what do you think? Do you like permanent removal, natural, trimmed..?
Ruki: Ok so…..basically….natural is like….you’re just letting it grow all over?
Reita: Yeah, you’re just letting it grow naturally.
Ruki: Hmmmm….and then there’s….I? Y?
Ruki: V…I….I (*he makes some comment about ‘I’ I don’t get it :c)
Reita: (bursts out laughing) No no no..!!! That’s not what it is!! What are you standing on your head!?
Ruki: Wait…are they asking which one we like?
(Reita bursts out laughing again)
Ruki: Doesn’t it depend what it looks like?
Reita: Like ‘Nature,’ but there’s not much hair, or…there’s a lot of hair…
Ruki: Or like, brown hair…
Reita: (laughs) So you like natural?
Ruki: Well, yeah, but….hmm……*mumbles* shhved psssy
Ruki: Hairless….I wonder what hairless [pussy] is like.
Reita: Oh, you don’t like it hairless?
Reita: Yeah, what’s it like (laughs)
Ruki: Does that count as a summer cut?
Reita: Isn’t that permanent removal? When it’s all smooth
Ruki: All smooth…I wonder what that’s like?
Reita: Well, people do do it.
Ruki: Ahhhh….look at us talking about this all serious.
Ruki: But yeah hmm I don’t know…for girls…they must feel like they don’t really need it there.
Reita: I don’t know…if they need it or not idk man
Ruki: Well I mean, girls shave their armpit hair too, you know? Probably not their face….oh, do you know any girls who have facial hair?
Reita: Huh? I don’t know.
Ruki: My class president…was a girl. But she had a beard.
Reita: What, like baby hair?
Ruki: Yeah, a beard of baby hair.
Reita: But as she got older it probably went away.
Ruki: Oh really…why do u even know that?
Reita: (laughs) …So which are u bitch take a side!!
Reita: You don’t want to?
Ruki: Yeah…hmmmm….I guess ‘V’.
Reita: No, not that. You have to choose from three. Hairless, natural, or trimmed
Ruki: Oh, trimmed, trimmed.
Reita: Oh, trimmed? Okay, so like –
Ruki: Trimmed, but also natural.
Reita: Oh, a natural trim.
Ruki: Hairless, like…..no way. Never.
At this point they compare bald pussies to the following:
Ruki: But yeah I have to go with trimmed. Or shaved a bit just to give it a nice shape.
Reita: You’re like picking all of them!
Ruki: Yeah I don’t really care tbh.
Reita: Whatever makes her more embarrassed. If she’s more embarrassed without hair, I want her without hair. If she’s more embarrassed with hair, I-I…want her with hair.
Ruki: What about like, she only shaves the middle like [this guy]
Reita: Omg stop…like u put some designs in there
Ruki: We sound like perverted old men now
Ruki: Yeah we’re getting too excited
Reita: No no no, when perverted old men talk about it they’re just being pervs, we are talking about it in artistic way.
