One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night

Please post this tweet onto billboards near every beach

are we not going to talk about the poem below that

I literally screeched.

country toads take me home

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

BEST ADOPTED MUM

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

I am currently cringing at this.

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

I literally want to bite you

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

This actually hurts me… I didnt know a post could make me feel like i want to strangle fake potterheads slowly and wath them suffer

im sorry harrypotterfan4ever-always :( i didnt mean 2 hurted ur feelings :( like when professor snake hurt hairy in that one epsiode :(

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

exactly

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

The sarcasm in that reply

Richard Mooney comes swinging in with the comment that made me snort.

Mood

whats the hardest thing you ever had to admit to yourself?

I’m the one holding myself back

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

heck

you’re on thin fucking ice

oh no