Maenad

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

why… is this………….. true…………………

You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

The type of anxiety this post invokes is so rare and specific

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?